Our current favourite jokes...

Q why is the math book so unhappy?
A because it was full of problems!
  (From fatima bibi aged 9)
Q What do you call a sleeping bull?
A A bulldozer
  (From mary aged 9)
Q why do hairdressers always win races?
A because they know the shortcut!
  (From rohita aged 7)
Q what you happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A it cracks up
  (From Ellie aged 7)
Q what do you call a mischievous egg?
A a practical yolker
  (From Ellie aged 7)
Q where did duck lightyear go
A to infinity and the pond
  (From timothy aged 6)
Q what do you call a pre-historic dinosaur when it goes to sleep?
A a DINOSNORE
  (From Lucy aged 5)
Q knock knock who's there butter butter who
A I butter not tell you cause its a secret
  (From sophie aged 8)
Q What do you call a rich rabbit?
A A million hare!
  (From Keira aged 7)
Q What part of a tree scares the cat?
A Bark!
  (From haddy aged 5)
Q why did the king go to the dentist?
A because he wanted to get his teeth crowned!
  (From Jamie aged 7)
Q What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A There was money in the kitty.
  (From rakib aged 10)
Q what has a mouth but never smile
A a river
  (From faith aged 8)
Q What flower grows between your nose and your chin?
A Tulips[two lips]!!
  (From Abida aged 8)
Q why didnt the moon finsh his dinner?
A Because he was full
  (From Joyce aged 6)
Q what has a head and a tail but no body?
A a coin.
  (From Alishba aged 8)
Q Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A Because she kept running away from the ball!
  (From Megan aged 6)
Q why was the broom late for school?
A it overswept
  (From chardonnay aged 8)
Q you answer me but I did not tell a question what am I
A a telephone
  (From anna aged 8)
Q How do you tease fruit?
A Banananananananana!
  (From Prince aged 7)
Q doctor doctor my head feels like a strawberry
A The doctor says do you need some cream for that
  (From kris aged 7)
Q What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A take your finger out of your ear when i'm talking to you.
  (From Lucy aged 8)
Q what do snakes play ?
A ssssssssssssnap
  (From jodie aged 6)
Q What does a sea monster like for his dinner?
A Fish and ships!
  (From Yasar aged 8)
Q WHAT IS A SEA MONSTERS favriote dinner.
A fish and ships.
  (From hannah aged 7)
Q waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A no sir it will be round!
  (From ava aged 7)
Q WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
  (From ELLIE aged 5)
Q how do you start a teddy bear race
A ready teddy go!
  (From caitlin aged 8)
Q where do fish go on hoiday.
A Finland
  (From amina aged 6)
Q Why did the tomato blush?
A It saw the salad dressing!
  (From Imogen aged 8)

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