Our current favourite jokes...

Q	why is the math book so unhappy?
A	because it was full of problems!
	(From fatima bibi aged 9)

Q	What do you call a sleeping bull?
A	A bulldozer
	(From mary aged 9)

Q	why do hairdressers always win races?
A	because they know the shortcut!
	(From rohita aged 7)

Q	what you happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A	it cracks up
	(From Ellie aged 7)

Q	what do you call a mischievous egg?
A	a practical yolker
	(From Ellie aged 7)

Q	where did duck lightyear go
A	to infinity and the pond
	(From timothy aged 6)

Q	what do you call a pre-historic dinosaur when it goes to sleep?
A	a DINOSNORE
	(From Lucy aged 5)

Q	knock knock who's there butter butter who
A	I butter not tell you cause its a secret
	(From sophie aged 8)

Q	What do you call a rich rabbit?
A	A million hare!
	(From Keira aged 7)

Q	What part of a tree scares the cat?
A	Bark!
	(From haddy aged 5)

Q	why did the king go to the dentist?
A	because he wanted to get his teeth crowned!
	(From Jamie aged 7)

Q	What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A	There was money in the kitty.
	(From rakib aged 10)

Q	what has a mouth but never smile
A	a river
	(From faith aged 8)

Q	What flower grows between your nose and your chin?
A	Tulips[two lips]!!
	(From Abida aged 8)

Q	why didnt the moon finsh his dinner?
A	Because he was full
	(From Joyce aged 6)

Q	what has a head and a tail but no body?
A	a coin.
	(From Alishba aged 8)

Q	Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A	Because she kept running away from the ball!
	(From Megan aged 6)

Q	why was the broom late for school?
A	it overswept
	(From chardonnay aged 8)

Q	you answer me but I did not tell a question what am I
A	a telephone
	(From anna aged 8)

Q	How do you tease fruit?
A	Banananananananana!
	(From Prince aged 7)

Q	doctor doctor my head feels like a strawberry
A	The doctor says do you need some cream for that
	(From kris aged 7)

Q	What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A	take your finger out of your ear when i'm talking to you.
	(From Lucy aged 8)

Q	what do snakes play ?
A	ssssssssssssnap
	(From jodie aged 6)

Q	What does a sea monster like for his dinner?
A	Fish and ships!
	(From Yasar aged 8)

Q	WHAT IS A SEA MONSTERS favriote dinner.
A	fish and ships.
	(From hannah aged 7)

Q	waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A	no sir it will be round!
	(From ava aged 7)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	how do you start a teddy bear race
A	ready teddy go!
	(From caitlin aged 8)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)