Our current favourite jokes...

Q	What did number 0 say to number 8?
A	i love your belt
	(From Abigail aged 9)

Q	what party did the spagettih go to ?
A	the meatball
	(From amelia aged 5)

Q	what do uoy get with a sheep and a trampaleen.
A	a woolly jumper
	(From jada aged 7)

Q	What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold?
A	Do you think hesaurus
	(From Alison aged 10)

Q	who is in charge in the classroom?
A	the ruler
	(From samuel aged 7)

Q	Why cant cars play football?
A	Because they only have one boot
	(From Courtney aged 7)

Q	What does a sea monster like for his dinner?
A	Fish and ships!
	(From Yasar aged 8)

Q	Why are footballs never invited to dinner?
A	Because thay are always dribbling
	(From Phoebe aged 8)

Q	What game do crocodiles play?
A	Snap
	(From lucie aged 7)

Q	what a snakes faviout subjot
A	hisssssssssssssssssstory
	(From krishny aged 7)

Q	waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A	no sir it will be round!
	(From ava aged 7)

Q	what do you give to a sick lemon?
A	lemonade!
	(From amaaima aged 8)

Q	WHY WAS THE SAND WET
A	BECAUSE THE SEAWEED
	(From HOLLY aged 5)

Q	why do bears have a fur coat?
A	it would look silly in a raincoat!
	(From Bowen aged 7)

Q	Q.what time do you need to go to the dentist
A	A. Tooth hearty
	(From Junaid aged 10)

Q	shall i tell u a joke about a pencil?
A	no becuase you wont get the point lol
	(From anthony c aged 9)

Q	Why is it dangorous to do maths in the Jungle?
A	Because if you add 4 and 4 you get ate
	(From Muryum aged 10)

Q	why dont sharks eat clownes
A	becouse it will taste funny
	(From courtney aged 8)

Q	whats got a bottom at its top????
A	A leg
	(From Helena aged 7)

Q	how did the farmer fix his jeans ?
A	with a cabbage patch
	(From Leah aged 12)

Q	what is a horses favriot sport?
A	STABLE TENIS
	(From Daisy - Mae aged 8)

Q	what is a fish's worst day
A	friday
	(From Tanya aged 11)

Q	what did the frog order at McDonalds?
A	french flies and a diet croke
	(From Rawnak aged 10)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	WHAT ANIMAL SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS
A	A CHEETAH
	(From EMILY aged 7)

Q	what do you call a dog sitting by a fire
A	a hot dog
	(From mari aged 12)

Q	why did the mushroom go to the party
A	beccause he is a fun-guy
	(From saffie aged 7)

Q	why did the bull wear a bell
A	because its horn did not work
	(From erin aged 6)

Q	what do you call a deer with no eyes
A	no I deer
	(From mohamed aged 10)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)