Our current favourite jokes...

Q	how do birds feel at lunchtime
A	peckish
	(From savvy aged 7)

Q	what a snakes faviout subjot
A	hisssssssssssssssssstory
	(From krishny aged 7)

Q	WHAT IS A SEA MONSTERS favriote dinner.
A	fish and ships.
	(From hannah aged 7)

Q	waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A	no sir it will be round!
	(From ava aged 7)

Q	what do you give to a sick lemon?
A	lemonade!
	(From amaaima aged 8)

Q	WHY WAS THE SAND WET
A	BECAUSE THE SEAWEED
	(From HOLLY aged 5)

Q	why do bears have a fur coat?
A	it would look silly in a raincoat!
	(From Bowen aged 7)

Q	Q.what time do you need to go to the dentist
A	A. Tooth hearty
	(From Junaid aged 10)

Q	shall i tell u a joke about a pencil?
A	no becuase you wont get the point lol
	(From anthony c aged 9)

Q	Why is it dangorous to do maths in the Jungle?
A	Because if you add 4 and 4 you get ate
	(From Muryum aged 10)

Q	why did the crab get arrested?
A	because he was always pinching things
	(From zaeema aged 10)

Q	why dont sharks eat clownes
A	becouse it will taste funny
	(From courtney aged 8)

Q	why are hairdressers such good drivers
A	because they know the short cuts
	(From maicen aged 8)

Q	which is the biggest rope in the world?
A	europe
	(From Kanwal aged 11)

Q	whats got a bottom at its top????
A	A leg
	(From Helena aged 7)

Q	how did the farmer fix his jeans ?
A	with a cabbage patch
	(From Leah aged 12)

Q	what is a fish's worst day
A	friday
	(From Tanya aged 11)

Q	what did the frog order at McDonalds?
A	french flies and a diet croke
	(From Rawnak aged 10)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	WHAT ANIMAL SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS
A	A CHEETAH
	(From EMILY aged 7)

Q	what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire
A	Lots of blood tests
	(From Sophie aged 8)

Q	when is a car like a frog
A	when is been toad
	(From malvis aged 7)

Q	what do you call a dog sitting by a fire
A	a hot dog
	(From mari aged 12)

Q	why did the banana go to the vet
A	because it wasnt pealing wel
	(From jamie-leigh aged 9)

Q	why did the mushroom go to the party
A	beccause he is a fun-guy
	(From saffie aged 7)

Q	how do you start a teddy bear race
A	ready teddy go!
	(From caitlin aged 8)

Q	why did the bull wear a bell
A	because its horn did not work
	(From erin aged 6)

Q	what do you call a deer with no eyes
A	no I deer
	(From mohamed aged 10)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)