Our current favourite jokes...

Q	what is a fish's worst day
A	friday
	(From Tanya aged 11)

Q	what did the frog order at McDonalds?
A	french flies and a diet croke
	(From Rawnak aged 10)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	WHAT ANIMAL SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS
A	A CHEETAH
	(From EMILY aged 7)

Q	what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire
A	Lots of blood tests
	(From Sophie aged 8)

Q	when is a car like a frog
A	when is been toad
	(From malvis aged 7)

Q	what do you call a dog sitting by a fire
A	a hot dog
	(From mari aged 12)

Q	why did the banana go to the vet
A	because it wasnt pealing wel
	(From jamie-leigh aged 9)

Q	why did the mushroom go to the party
A	beccause he is a fun-guy
	(From saffie aged 7)

Q	how do you start a teddy bear race
A	ready teddy go!
	(From caitlin aged 8)

Q	why did the bull wear a bell
A	because its horn did not work
	(From erin aged 6)

Q	what do you call a deer with no eyes
A	no I deer
	(From mohamed aged 10)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)