Jokes at Tiny Pop

Our current favourite jokes...

Q	How do you make a tissue dance?
A	By putting a boooogie in it!!
	(From Ellie Martin aged 7)

Q	What happened to the egg that was tickled too much?
A	It cracked up!
	(From Lushiya aged 10)

Q	What is a cows favourite song?
A	I like to mooooove it mooooove it
	(From jade aged 7)

Q	What do you do with a sick wasp?
A	Take it to the waspital!
	(From Margaret McGrath aged 9)

Q	What did the girl say when ice was all alone?
A	Where is cream I thought you were together
	(From megan guinan aged 4)

Q	What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a snake?
A	A skipping rope.
	(From Shannon MC Gilligan aged 9)

Q	Why can't a car play football!
A	Because it's only got one boot!
	(From Caitlin aged 9)

Q	How did the gardener fix his jeans?
A	With a cabbage patch!!
	(From Mae aged 6)

Q	Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A	Because he was outstanding in his field!
	(From Chelsea aged 5)

Q	What did the cookie say when it fell on the floor?
A	Oh crumbs!
	(From Casey aged 10)

Q	What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A	Frostbite
	(From Gloria aged 8)

Q	Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A	Because they don't have any pockets!
	(From Mya aged 3)

Q	What is a tornadoes favorite game?
A	Twister!
	(From Gulzar aged 10)

Q	Why is the sky so high?
A	So that the birds won't bump their heads!
	(From Ellie Martin aged 7)

Q	Knock knock!! Who's there? Boo!! Boo who?
A	Stop crying it's only a joke!!
	(From alannah aged 12)

Q	Why are penguins good racing drivers?
A	Because they are always in the pole position!
	(From Hina aged 11)

Q	Who is a sheep's favourite pop star?
A	Haaaannah Montaaaana!
	(From Phoebe Cartledge aged 5)

Q	Who steals the soap from the bathroom?
A	Robber duck!
	(From Zuli Rehman aged 7)

Q	How does a Farmer count his cows?
A	On a cowculator!
	(From Caitlin Logan aged 7)

Q	Doctor, Doctor, people always say that I'm lying?
A	I don't believe you!
	(From Sonia aged 11)

Q	Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who?
A	Cows don't who they moo!
	(From Tamara Stella Mensah aged 8)

Q	What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
A	Snow Flakes!
	(From Lydia aged 7)

Q	Why didn't the teddy bear want ice cream?
A	Because he was stuffed!
	(From Ellie Mae McCarten aged 9)

Q	Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
A	So that he could draw the curtains!
	(From Jessie Bennett aged 12)

Q	Knock, knock! Who's there? Ach, ach who?
A	Bless you madam!!!
	(From Lindsay Clarke aged 11)

Q	What day do fish hate?
A	Fry day!
	(From Jessica aged 8)

Q	What game should you never play with a crocodile?
A	Snap!
	(From Niamh Greenfield aged 9)

Q	Why was the orange boasting about his looks?
A	Because everyone said he looked very apeeling!
	(From Rosie Troop aged 6)

Q	Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses?
A	You certainly do Sir, this is a restaurant!
	(From Shannon aged 11)

Q	What do you call a skeleton in bed?
A	Lazy bones!
	(From Amy aged 10)